How I went to the matchmaker
After getting married at 17, I was already a happy mother of a lovely daughter at 18, at 29 I gained freedom after going through a not particularly pleasant divorce procedure, and a few years later, after experiencing a couple of unsuccessful affairs with colleagues, I came to the conclusion that I had no time to look for gentlemen on my own due to the general workload. The men's circle of acquaintances is limited to the accused, victims, lawyers, prosecutors, and the same colleagues.
It's decided – it's done! After going through the press, I found several thematic ads: "professional matchmaker, guarantee, work until the result." That's what I need, I thought, as I dialed the number. A few minutes later, after making an appointment with the matchmaker, I realized that my fate was in safe hands.
On the appointed day, coughing nervously, I went into a one-room apartment pretending to be an office. The pleasant face of a woman in her 50s, her gracious manner, a cup of coffee and a cigarette helped calm the excitement. After submitting my photos for the portfolio, I listed my wishes for a potential partner and looked at the album filled with portraits of courageous gentlemen. Overcome with grief over the lost years, I waited for a call from Prince charming. How simple it is! And why have I been a girl for so many years, stupid?
Bouncing from each phone call, I finally got the right one - the matchmaker happily informed me that a gorgeous guy was interested in me, wanting an immediate meeting. The matchmaker assured him that he was 40 years old, that he was as handsome as Apollo and as slender as a cypress tree.
What can stop a woman striving towards her happiness? I took time off from work, jumped into a car, and flew across the capital to meet my fate. The sudden downpour seemed to me like a sign of fate, but the signs also need to be interpreted correctly....
Arriving at the appointed time and parking the car at the VDNKh metro station, I waited for the constricted for another 20 minutes. He's late....Or maybe it's just delayed? And here it is, the moment of truth. HE knocked on the car window. I wish I could just sink the gas pedal to the floor and disappear into the traffic, but my good upbringing played a cruel joke on me. An individual, presumably male, stumbled into the interior of my neat subcompact. Slightly taller than a sitting pug dog, weighing over a hundredweight. And age, you ask? He was 40 years old, of course, but 10-15 years ago. Sniffing the air, I realized that he had washed in the last five years. Leo – my fate presented itself to me. A scribe, I thought, sitting in a smart suit, in ten-centimeter stiletto shoes, smelling of expensive perfume and sparkling with a small diamond on my fingers with a fresh manicure.
We spent the next hour in a lively conversation: Leva chattered like a mad magpie, and I was silent and stupidly regretted that I had survived the miraculous diet. My 60 kilograms were in different weight categories with his one hundred and twenty. I'm unlikely to be able to throw Lefty out of the car. At the sixty-second minute of the monologue, Lev noticed that I was swimming and lost the thread of the conversation, and then he made me an offer, which, in his opinion, I should not refuse in any way.
"I have a cottage," the Lion squealed. It is located only (!) four hundred kilometers from Moscow! You will quit your job, you will live there, and I will come to you in a week.
Since I'm in the theater of the absurd, I have to play the role to the end, I decided fatally.
"What am I going to do there?" I was amazed.
- Fertilize the beds with manure!
- ??????
"TO FERTILIZE THE BEDS WITH MANURE AND RAISE PIGS," Lev replied, biting my knee and hugging me.
Mom!!!!!!! I screamed and fell out of the car under the wheels of a passing trolleybus, rightly deciding that my feminine honor would not stand such abuse. Thanks to the helpful fellow citizens who helped me pull my would-be fiance out of the car. I didn't get to know each other through the matchmaker anymore, having decided to master the advanced version of telephone dating through the four eights service, but this is my next story. The 1xBet platform offers over 100 online and live casino games from top software providers in the industry. To access the casino welcome package, simply use promo code for 1xbet india when registering your new account on the website or through the mobile application. This code unlocks a casino bonus of €1,950 plus 150 free spins on a variety of slot machines with different themes and designs. You can enjoy classic games like poker, blackjack, baccarat, and roulette at live tables with real dealers, experiencing the atmosphere of Las Vegas from your home. The bonus also gives Virtual Roulette and Poseidon Rising.
It's decided – it's done! After going through the press, I found several thematic ads: "professional matchmaker, guarantee, work until the result." That's what I need, I thought, as I dialed the number. A few minutes later, after making an appointment with the matchmaker, I realized that my fate was in safe hands.
On the appointed day, coughing nervously, I went into a one-room apartment pretending to be an office. The pleasant face of a woman in her 50s, her gracious manner, a cup of coffee and a cigarette helped calm the excitement. After submitting my photos for the portfolio, I listed my wishes for a potential partner and looked at the album filled with portraits of courageous gentlemen. Overcome with grief over the lost years, I waited for a call from Prince charming. How simple it is! And why have I been a girl for so many years, stupid?
Bouncing from each phone call, I finally got the right one - the matchmaker happily informed me that a gorgeous guy was interested in me, wanting an immediate meeting. The matchmaker assured him that he was 40 years old, that he was as handsome as Apollo and as slender as a cypress tree.
What can stop a woman striving towards her happiness? I took time off from work, jumped into a car, and flew across the capital to meet my fate. The sudden downpour seemed to me like a sign of fate, but the signs also need to be interpreted correctly....
Arriving at the appointed time and parking the car at the VDNKh metro station, I waited for the constricted for another 20 minutes. He's late....Or maybe it's just delayed? And here it is, the moment of truth. HE knocked on the car window. I wish I could just sink the gas pedal to the floor and disappear into the traffic, but my good upbringing played a cruel joke on me. An individual, presumably male, stumbled into the interior of my neat subcompact. Slightly taller than a sitting pug dog, weighing over a hundredweight. And age, you ask? He was 40 years old, of course, but 10-15 years ago. Sniffing the air, I realized that he had washed in the last five years. Leo – my fate presented itself to me. A scribe, I thought, sitting in a smart suit, in ten-centimeter stiletto shoes, smelling of expensive perfume and sparkling with a small diamond on my fingers with a fresh manicure.
We spent the next hour in a lively conversation: Leva chattered like a mad magpie, and I was silent and stupidly regretted that I had survived the miraculous diet. My 60 kilograms were in different weight categories with his one hundred and twenty. I'm unlikely to be able to throw Lefty out of the car. At the sixty-second minute of the monologue, Lev noticed that I was swimming and lost the thread of the conversation, and then he made me an offer, which, in his opinion, I should not refuse in any way.
"I have a cottage," the Lion squealed. It is located only (!) four hundred kilometers from Moscow! You will quit your job, you will live there, and I will come to you in a week.
Since I'm in the theater of the absurd, I have to play the role to the end, I decided fatally.
"What am I going to do there?" I was amazed.
- Fertilize the beds with manure!
- ??????
"TO FERTILIZE THE BEDS WITH MANURE AND RAISE PIGS," Lev replied, biting my knee and hugging me.
Mom!!!!!!! I screamed and fell out of the car under the wheels of a passing trolleybus, rightly deciding that my feminine honor would not stand such abuse. Thanks to the helpful fellow citizens who helped me pull my would-be fiance out of the car. I didn't get to know each other through the matchmaker anymore, having decided to master the advanced version of telephone dating through the four eights service, but this is my next story. The 1xBet platform offers over 100 online and live casino games from top software providers in the industry. To access the casino welcome package, simply use promo code for 1xbet india when registering your new account on the website or through the mobile application. This code unlocks a casino bonus of €1,950 plus 150 free spins on a variety of slot machines with different themes and designs. You can enjoy classic games like poker, blackjack, baccarat, and roulette at live tables with real dealers, experiencing the atmosphere of Las Vegas from your home. The bonus also gives Virtual Roulette and Poseidon Rising.